@macd2dot0: That's fine unless you are a celebrity. In the picture, Morgan Freeman.

@SgtBeavis: They can't afford brains at the TSA.

@hostile-17: Absolutely. Then he picked it up and returned it to the dragon.

@Top_failure: Absolutely unexpected and lolworthy.

@RaindropBebop: Yup. An image is worth a thousand words and I hate to type.

@sanitymops: Just imagine. I want an edible cheese-mobile.

@radinplaid: DATZ ZE JOKE. Even Garfield can make this funny.

IT'S RE-EVOLUTION, BABY!!!

@Dr. Nemmo:

There you have. I made it funny.

@CherM2222: i'd rather spend five years in Pakistan.

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

@ModernBawhair: I completely agree, my esteemed brother in manhood. Hadn't this woman left the kitchen, this would have never happened to her. So we can all agree that she had it coming.

@omgwtflolbbqbye: hahahahaha! The first picture is gross, but the Batman expression made up or it.

It's incredible how nature imitates art. And by nature i mean the porn world, and by art i mean Two And A Half Men.

@Sean Avery: lol.

@countjackula: hearted. Hea-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah.

@MauricioHavok: google maps is just maps.mgood or finding addresses and tracing routes. Google Earth is more 3Dish.

@TendoMentis: you need to look for a thorough study made in 1996 by Sir Richard Goatsee.