Oh, and

@Dr. Nemmo:

Oh, come on, we all know it will end up like this:

It makes even less sense than Dick Whiskey: Drunk Cop.

@Dr. Nemmo:

@lucasway89:

@OMG! Toast! a.k.a. M3 Tenacious Trigga: It's statistically proven that you stop counting after nine thousand.

I'm pretty sure that half of those downloads are mine. I must have like over nine tousand apps.

@Tristam Green: I just ripped my ears off, you sheep.

@Hellkeeper: Absolutely. I want them in their original, untainted retro goodness, with all its flaws and none of the CGI. I'd like to see Episode I (not IV, don't bullshit me, Lucas) in all its seventies splendour.

@TaxGuy1040: Wait for the Ultimate Star Wars 3d Edition With Viagra.

At least he didn't blast some Vanella Ice as I did in 1991. I singlehandedly managed to extinct three species of birds and put two different varieties of arctic fox on the verge of extinction.

@n.galemore: I want to smell like freshly opened gadgets!

This will probably sell better than the their previous sausage-scented perfume.

Oh, i'd marry her too! She's gorgeous.

@Felipe058: You have been all hearted.

@DrGonzho: We all know Boo Boo prefers harsher methods.

@Jim Rico: Good luck with keeping the sun's sticky fingers at bay.