THIS ARTICLE IS VERIFIABLY CORRECT

@Euclidean: I seriously doubt you have ADD. It sound a lot more like OCD ;)

@calzonegolem: If you ever get to use them! Humping dogs are really useful if you want to, uhm, hump your computer. Or something.

Jesus, do you have kids? My wife had to manually pump milk out for several weeks when my younger daughter remained hospitalized after birth. Luckily we got one of those electric pumps and it saved my wife a lot of trouble and tendon pain.

Uhm, Quantum Leap ?

@Simplify, then add beer: That was in the past. They are working with the future.

Probably hard-to-read fonts are easier to remember... in the short term. Put a whole book in a ugly font and people won't be able to sustain the effort for too long.

Agreed with everything, even when the only Apple thing i have is an iPad.

I'd rather hack my brain with some soma.

I live in Chile, and I haven't seen any of that in the news. We have several "ufologists" who are specialists at labeling random specks of dust in your lens as extraterrestrial.

@Nitesh: Yup, but i'll probably donate the iPad to my daughters :)

I have an iPad already, so i'll probably wait for he third generation. It's always better to leave a two years gap as a consumer.

@bikmate: Why? When mine died i replaced it with a Viewty Smart. Works great.

I'm not sure about believing these rumours or not. There were lot of fake announcements on the months prior to the release of the iPad.

@patrickjmclean: I'd advice you to get a comfy chair. :)

@streamheat: Absolutely. It's 2011 already and i thought that this generation outgrew the race issues. Apparently i'm wrong, and also very dissapointed.

Terry Pratchett made exactly this point in his book "Making Money":

@benjiah: I'm sorry to promote this comment, but that's the kind of thing that detracts only the one who is saying it.

There's a simple explanation for everything.