@judacris: Big Bang Theory?

Well, clearly the designers have been cutting corners to make this an accessible product.

It was funny, but it was better when it took me to that literal version of Head Over Heels.

@JLRP1285: True, true :D

I'd daresay that touchscreens have given the proverbial bird to glove-based interfaces. Angry Birds, to be exact.

This was needed.

My head hurts as my eyes behold the stupid. I know, i know, there are people out there who can't operate a complex phone. That's why Nokia still holds a large share of the market.

@Wegmans: I'm not very sure if i should take your question seriously, because it would remain implied that you have been living either a) Underground for the last 26 years, or b) On a spaceship orbiting earth for the same period of time, frozen. I won't consider time travel as a possibility because that would be…

You forgot the most important.

@SenorElChimpo: Money. Owning a gun back in the day wasn't something everyone was able to afford. Most guns were in the hands of military officers and law enforcers (instead of broody tenagers and hiphop performers these days).

Don't forget the first pocket calculators. I got one of those Addimults when i was a kid, and somehow i lost it. I bought one from ebay a couple of years ago. Simple design, they fitted in your pocket, and they had a stylus/palm interface... good enough for 1940 !

@countjackula: Oh, i lusted for one of those back at Uni. I had to overcome the craving with a Casio pocket planner.

@ZoetheBitch: My DAD had one of those.... And i'm 37.

Lucas' key plotline to tie it to Episodes I-VI: It Was Only A Dream.

I don't trust kittens.

@tekdemon: Or Pianocraft, and make it a MMORPG. :)

But am i still allowed to use "Right from George Lucas' ass" as a subtitle?

For those who

I have an HP TC 1100 and an iPad. I use the iPad as a day to day browsing/computing unit and the TC1100 as a "serious" device for presentations and when i want to use a real keyboard.

I have a friend who bought an iPhone. A year later he hadn't downloaded a single app.