@banda: Quoting the Rolling Stones: "I see a red door and i want it painted black." - makes sense now.

@latinware: Actually, a GPS device can be smaller than a cellphone. Think an AAA battery and a SIM card and that's pretty much it.

@joshuabond_007: I was about to post the same thing ;)

@vein11: " your family is so much older. Your girlfriend is married and has kids, you're unfamiliar with your surroundings as things and society have changed over time. It'd be so painful..."

Only because it would be a complete irony, and it would be the perfect ocassion to use a meme my opinion is DO WANT.

@VoltCruelerz: Ice. Once water turns into ice, it forms cristals. Those cristals shatter the cellular membrane, killing your cells in the process. Don't try to freeze yourself.

@OMG! meatbag_: Boss Hogg disagrees.

I'm thinking: this guy had diabetes to the point where he had injuries on his feet. How long would have taken for the diabetes to kill him ? 50 bombs is not subtle by any means.

So basically he is a real life version of Tony Stark?

You could also go to these guys:

@Dr Emilio Lizardo: A friend of mine played catch with a head, for the horror of all of us.

@Coreyja: Exactly, and grape is one of the fruits more loaded with fructose. There's no need to add sugar, really.

You could then heat the whole stuff up to 70º C allowing the alcohol to evaporate into a condenser, and thus getting more concentrated firewater.

As a doctor, i always wondered how they solved Wolverine's anemia, leukopenia and thrombocytopenia. If you replace bones with metal, there's no space for bone marrow.

@MauricioHavok: The most appropiate use of this image up to date.

@Soulrider2012: How do you get hold of child pornography? It is not one of those things you get by accident. It doesn't mean that he was producing child porn, but posessing it is illegal everywhere that i know. It's like uranium, we know that it exists but we shouldn't own it or put it in somebody else's house knowing…

Thanks, but I'll stick to the one dollar, no batteries required, no hassle, one hundred years old CABLE.

@Cooking Utensil: Thanks for the translation!

@ecapox: Probably the same thing that moves humans to congegate at beaches every summer: Sex. And cheap fried fish.

@Unholy_Hero: It all depends on how the software is developed. You could reserve some areas as touch-sensitive depending on the task you are doing. You could have all that screen real state but the bezel could be perfectly virtual.