Yep, that was such a “you are fucked” moment.

This kid never had a chance. When I listened to the phone calls he had with his mother, annd witnessed the ineptitude of his attorney I just wept for this dude. I’m not saying he’s innocent but he has the right to a propper trial with competent representation.

I recently met a vegan Crosfitter who answered the age-old question.

Crossfit is a lifestyle. They aren’t hurting anyone...except themselves. Leave them alone.

Well, that about wraps up the case, then! Good work, detective!

“Worst quarterback in the NFL,” [Michael] says.

1) Joke about WNBA being unpopular
2) Joke about how there are so many ESPNs
3) Joke is an overused reference to a movie from more than five years ago

Congrats, you are now a drive-time sports radio host. Please pick up your bottle of spray tanner and wrap-around sunglasses at the front desk.

Your friend sounds like an idiot.

“I don’t follow college sports.”

I have a question: Albert sucks.

No way, fuck this guy he throws kids out of the way for his weird little obsession and then gets pissy when people bump into him

“It’s real to me”

Duron Carter is a dickhead, the coach flopped and Canadian penalties sound adorable.

I kept scrolling down and I still can’t tell.

DO I KEEP FACEPALMING OR DO I OFFER MY RESPECT FOR THE COMMITMENT??! #whatcoloristhedress

WHOOOOOOOOOSH.

Maybe you shouldn't be here...

He might not get traded.

This news is especially sad considering early reports that it was all fun and games.

He’s already demanded a trade to the Pirates.

"Bro, you think THAT'S a story? I got a story that's way better, except it is about me and doesn't involve anyone famous."