You are garbage.

Goodell has mishandled this so badly that his actions make TMZ seem like a professional and dignified news organization.

You think that's bad? I actually heard that Cícero may or may not have been involved in a widespread conspiracy to assassinate Julio Cesar.

MY SISTER MAKES $3,600 A WEEK WORKING FROM HOME MY OTHER SISTER MAKES $138 A WEEK DANCING AT FOOTBALL GAMES MESSAGE ME FOR DETAILS ON HOW YOU CAN GET STARTED

I think he was just scared that finger gun was real

Only 30%? I was under the impression he was halfway there

WHAT!?

City Council is furious with this report, as they were under the impression that what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

Everyone can complain all they want about Vick and Geno. I'll take either one; this is still way too fresh in my not so distant memory:

Most likely it's a matter of philosophy.

.

This can't possibly be real.

Why are there still people who do not wear seat belts?

For artists and designers, it's important to have reels and samples of your work to show prospective future employers. So if you're laid off, your first thought might be "shit, I've been working on all this cool art that isn't public, better save that so I can use it to get a new job."

TELL US ABOUT THE TIME YOU READ A DEADSPIN ARTICLE ABOUT GETTING BLOCKED BY A SPORTS PERSONALITY AND THEN WENT AND ACTIVELY TRIED TO GET BLOCKED BY A SPORTS PERSONALITY

They have that - CSN Bay Area for the Giants, and CSN California for the A's. A few of the A's games (mostly afternoon getaway day games) aren't televised, though, and Wednesday's happened to be one of them.

Fixed it.