Ted Faro is my most despised villain in all of video games. Ever. For all of the reasons you described here, plus a few more you did not.

“I’m not going to let it get to me.”

The most important enemy sound to listen for, in my experience, has been the “thunk” of someone firing a grenade from a grenade launcher at you. Two or three of those in succession, or one or two when you have low armor and are not expecting it, will end your day.

I was going to put more time into Marvel’s Spider Man this weekend until I was invited into the Division 2 beta. So that’s going to get my time.

So the same folks who are selling Nintendo Online subscribers NES controller-styled JoyCons might now be adding SNES games to the online service?

Great. Bozell and a member of the Parents Television Council will be there.

Destiny 2 was my most played game on PS4 in 2017.

Why, in the cover photo to this very good beginner’s guide to MHW, are the hunter character and the cat sidekick posing in front of Horizon Zero Dawn’s Tallnecks? I am equally confused and hyped as to what this means.

To the best of your knowledge, does anything in the new 1.8 patch serve to continue the story that was told up to “Unknown Signal”? Once Ubisoft does that, either with free DLC or even with “Division 2", I’ll be interested again.

Is it known at this point what must be done in order to complete New Game Plus for the new trophy rewards? Is it just main story quests, or do the NPC sidequests, bandit camps, etc. reset with New Game Plus?

Looking at what I can from the Int’l Zodiac Job System, I’m a little bit disappointed that I can’t just Leroy Jenkins through the Necrohol to get the Zodiac Spear like I used to. Poor King Bomb...

There’s enough solo stuff in the Age of Triumph book to get to rank 7 without having to rely on others. I’d say 90% of my Rank 7 completion is due to requirements not needing a fireteam, and I left plenty of solo requirements aside.

I feel like once upon a time, in an era from which we are not too far removed, Scott Stevens would have KO’d Crosby once and for all as a result of this play.

Tie #5 into the annual online subscription thing that you need to play online with others that they announced during the reveal, and you’ve sold me.

What of the couch commentator during the Super Metroid 100% race basically telling the rather raucous crowd to kill themselves for not being funny?

Barry’s mom’s response was great.

If you leave in his ass, yes.

Just wait until Cyborg Jagr at age 65 beats Gretzky’s record.

RIP Twitch chat (thank heavens)

All the Officer Jenny GIFs.