Kirk Hammett at 2:50 is the greatest moment in cinematic history.

That's a common injury in that area. Millions of Brazilians were also severely butthurt recently.

Here come the wise cracks.

Let's go down the rabbit hole together.

"Patrick, your deal is 420 million cab driver assaults' worth."

The real MVP is the hurdler. She comes out with her phone pointed and at the ready, and is able to expertly clear her fallen comrade without missing a stride. Somebody get her on the Olympic team.

Wow, that is heinous. Doing that to any man should be punishable by fine or jail. But ignoring the unis, that crossover is terrific.

Looks like the problems kept multiplying for Tribbett, but that's really the Trouble with Tribbetts, isn't it?

I understand your thinking, but this shouldn't apply to certain situations. Like food service, as mentioned above. I know it SAYS gratuity when the server brings you the check, but everyone who eats out knows that tipping is the big portion of a server's income. You don't have to tip 20% or even 15% for terrible…

If I were English, I'd probably want to see the crowd more than my team's play, too.

It's Spurs, or Tottenham, or Tottenham Hotspur. Never "Hotspurs". And welcome to the Yid Army. It's miserable.

I rather go down fighting than advance to the next round because of a gimme. Go for broke and have no shame doing it.

Yeah, that's my bad. I hadn't seen the news about the latest bombing until after this posted. The headline has been changed.