"Patrick, your deal is 420 million cab driver assaults' worth."

The real MVP is the hurdler. She comes out with her phone pointed and at the ready, and is able to expertly clear her fallen comrade without missing a stride. Somebody get her on the Olympic team.

Wow, that is heinous. Doing that to any man should be punishable by fine or jail. But ignoring the unis, that crossover is terrific.

Looks like the problems kept multiplying for Tribbett, but that's really the Trouble with Tribbetts, isn't it?

I understand your thinking, but this shouldn't apply to certain situations. Like food service, as mentioned above. I know it SAYS gratuity when the server brings you the check, but everyone who eats out knows that tipping is the big portion of a server's income. You don't have to tip 20% or even 15% for terrible…

If I were English, I'd probably want to see the crowd more than my team's play, too.

It's Spurs, or Tottenham, or Tottenham Hotspur. Never "Hotspurs". And welcome to the Yid Army. It's miserable.

I rather go down fighting than advance to the next round because of a gimme. Go for broke and have no shame doing it.

Yeah, that's my bad. I hadn't seen the news about the latest bombing until after this posted. The headline has been changed.

Now, let's all start speculating that Cespedes is screwing up these plays on purpose to nail greedy runners.

So which brings more stadium money: winning and reaping a higher percentage, or continuing to lose and driving up alcohol tax revenue?

Dammit, Kyle, what the hell. Totally uncalled for, and not even remotely funny. Would it kill you to put a NSFW tag at the top?

*tonk*

3) I wonder how often Mike Rotunda produces Bray Wyatt segments.