I see more hooters behind home plate! Good theme today!

He’s coughed up the baseball equivalent of two pick-sixes. No GG this year KK

Maybe he should try a little harder not to Rays his glove* next time?

“Pffttt! Been fired more times than Sabrina, but I am still here.”

You have a typo in the headline. Let me fix it for you:

This guy’s so intense. Bet he has crazy eyes.

I was pitching to my 3.5-year-old last night and he nailed one over the fence into the neighbor’s yard. He was so excited, jumping up and down and running around. Hurt like hell to hit him in the head with the next pitch.

The Orioles didn’t start this shit,

Manny ended it himself last night by crushing Sale’s will to live over the Monster. Pretty sure this only flares up again of Baltimore really goes out of their way to hit someone.

Maybe they didn’t start it, but they definitely continued it when they hit Betts.

That actually earned the social media team a $15,000 fine for criticizing the refs.

And here’s the NFL, publicizing the unsportsmanlike conduct!

How do we know that Stevie Wonder didn’t call OBJ and tell him that he saw all the terrible calls that were being made. Maybe this wasn’t a joke, but a name drop.

“No matter what crime someone may have committed, rape is not part of the penalty.”

Can’t wait to read all the comments pending approval.

Amen to #1, his numbers are almost parallel with Frank Thomas, plus he can field and run, but wasn’t born a giant.

The BBWAA is being proactive so that in ten years time they, too, can show Kate Upton that they are allowed to fuck Justin Verlander.

Two things:

Pro tip: Beer freezes. You’re going to want some scotch. Bonus: easier to carry.

I feel like your inconveniences are less important than the real issues here, yet somehow you wrote an entire article about how much it sucks to be cold.