Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

This may be bigger than we thought. It turns out that there were many early, unsuccessful attempts at this BMW theft scheme worldwide that only succeeded in disabling the turn signals.

This is what happens after years of spaying and neutering.

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.

It would help to know what was not great about it.

It would help to know what was not great about it.

I’m just getting really tired of people misunderstanding what a capital T “Theory” means in science. It doesn’t mean its an untested, unverifiable speculation. But this is not going to change. Because the Bible says stuff so that means its true. So much easier that way.

It’s the eye of the martyr
It’s the thrill of the Right
Rising up to the challenge of our (Supreme Court) trial
And the last known dissenter
Thinks Jesus supports her plight
And she’s watching us all with the eyeeeeeeeeeee ... of the martyr

On the plus side, you’ll be rich when the world goes to hell.

I don’t want to sound like an advocate for raping your teammate to death, but in this case it would open up a spot in the infield.

I can’t help but think that the angry folks criticizing ESPN for giving Jenner the Arthur Ashe Award are the same ones who would have criticized ESPN for naming an award after Arthus Ashe in the first place.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Jamie Layton’s story reminds me of a famous story I heard when I was working at a regional theater festival.

Well someone needs a hug.

True story: I beat Tyson as a kid. I was playing at the neighbor's house with their two kids and we were doing the typical 10-year old thing - playing video games all night until our eyes bleed. It was about midnight (Saturday) before I worked my way up to Tyson. I had faced him before and, like most people, got curb…

Rumor has it, this was all caused when an angry Alabama fan poisoned the ticket oak.