Torch, my ‘71 Super Beetle had a bad starter solenoid, but rather than replace it I’d crawl underneath with a long screwdriver and jumper the motor. I did in fact run myself over more than once by forgetting to shift to neutral, and once nearly electrocuted myself while doing this in the rain and parked in a puddle.…

Will this work on older Japanese cars? Can it also replace that chime whenever they go over 103 km/h?

Not sure what’s inexplicable about relaxing while setting sail on a sea of smooth music.

Impressive. Somewhere, a German engineer is weeping at the complexity they somehow failed to include in a Porsche / BMW / Mercedes product.

All I can say is that the Democrats better be grooming a larger-than-life candidate or hope that Trump gets completely disgraced before 2020, because I can really see him inexplicably getting re-elected if they throw up a candidate like John “Yawn” Kerry next time out. Pretty obvious that no matter how many lies Trump…

“Sir, that bird is the symbol of our country! Why are you so afraid of America?”

112 as of 3:12pm baby. I’m making fat stacks.

This gif was the first thing I thought of. Dude jumped and practically hid under the desk when an eagle flapped its wings at him. No way he’s going charging after a shooter with an AR-15. Hell, he practically pissed himself at that rally when the secret service jumped up on the stage.

Look at Rambo over here.

he would also have stood up for the Jews in Germany had he been there in 1940. They’re very good accountants, you know

Also incredible because he literally was given a chance to grab a weapon and go defend America when he was younger and fitter, and instead got five deferments.

Did you ever see that episode of The Office where the office finds Michael’s script for “Threat Level Midnight,” wherein Michael is a Jason Bourne type character who saves the world?

I would probably respond to this article, Drew, but I need to check with George Soros on what liberal talking points and affirmations I need for this subject. As a paid protester and actor hired by Open Society Foundations, I want to properly represent my opinion that aligns with His (Soros) views.

“Cadet Bone Spur”

The worst part: This four-year-old is the physical manifestation of middle America’s lizard brain. They voted him in, and they can’t be bothered with reality either.

I’m pretty sure it’s the same guy who ran away from an elderly man who fell over and bled on some “beautiful marble.”

That’s different, he was temporarily terrified because someone THOUGHT there might be a weapon. If he knew there was an active shooter then it is a whole different story and he’d run in unarmed and give that kid the thrashing of a lifetime.

Isn’t this the same guy who cowered in fear during a pre-election campaign speech when someone came within 20 feet of him?