So, the update about the car having dents prior... Does that mean that someone was hitting his car with stuff? Probably because they were saying something inflammatory, or had done something to start retaliation...? Just trying to figure out how we got to “I’m so angry I’m going to drive into a bunch of people”.

“Never look at what you don’t want to hit.”
I don’t know if that works... plenty of people close their eyes and hit stuff with their cars all the time! :)
Seriously, though, I put the same stupid mid-90s Grand Am w/junk suspension into snowbanks on 2 separate occasions in the winter... each time I found myself about 6…

Can’t slide with it on... right?

I can’t wait for hockey injuries... :)

How many did David Wells have? Too many, I guess... Ended up with gout!

I don’t think they’re the only ones...

ATS is too small for me (6-foot, and fat, so some of that is my own fault), and the CTS is too expensive for me. I’d love a full size sedan with a manual, but they’ve been out of my price range. And the SS? Meh.... I just don’t care for the Chevy interiors. My solution? 2013 Charger R/T. Not a manual, but big, roomy,…

I just want to know why companies put these on vehicles at all if they are just going to fail after 2 seasons of snow/salt... See: every hatchback/wagon/SUV in the Rust Belt.
Maybe that’s an exaggeration... but seriously... I can’t count the number of them that I’ve seen either non-functional, hanging somewhere off of…

Or his suits and ties... could start there, I suppose.

“Made in America Week”.... if only he’d make his own clothing lines in America.

What’s great is that joystick controls aren’t universal... some are reversed from machine to machine... if you’re lucky, there’s a switch you can flip, but man... I’ve seen guys that can just about split a pea with some forks become absolutely crippled by unfamiliar controls...

Same goes for pretty much any mechanical engineering position... Get your hands dirty, go looking for feedback from assemblers and machine operators, and your life will be a heck of a lot easier...

We all know exactly how this ends...

Looks to me like at around the 0:30 to 0:31 mark that the owner has the dog under his right arm. Judging by how it was running back toward the cars, it was probably okay. Still... what a jackwagon... who throws a dog? Seriously.

Do you even winter, bro? Seriously though, there are plenty of places that get enough snow for enough of the year where many people aren’t comfortable with RWD, or they choose practicality over your particular opinion. I had a V6 AWD Charger for a while and loved it here in the snow belt. I went RWD V8 because my…

That just sends a shiver down my spine. I mean, I have SOME of these things around my house and in the basement... probably many more than I’ve seen, but as long as I never see the, I’m happy that they’re eating all of the other insects. That being said, I found either a water spider or a very large wolf spider the…

Snapping them with a towel?! How long have you been practicing that? I mean... I’d like to think I’m pretty good, but there’s no way I’d get a direct hit and that damn thing would be flying back at me! I can usually get close enough, fast enough, to hit them with a shoe, tissue box, or newspaper. Or I just vacuum…

“Man, I hate having to hold the baby all the time... how do I convince her that I’m not responsible enough?”

“Nearly drops”?? I was going to say “that’s like saying the Mets nearly made it to the World Series in my lifetime...”, but I see that they won one when I was just a year old, so.... I guess what I mean is that I had no concern that this man had any chance of dropping his infant.