I’m no shipwright, but I imagine there are certain constraints that restrict the shape and design of a ship. The first that come to mind would be canals, harbor depths, and dock size.

hella stanced?

I myself was hoping to start an aftermarket vinyl face sticker business for Model 3 customers... you know, to fund my Model S. >:)

Subarus are overrated. Their fanboys are never doing any rock crawling.

Maybe I’m a soulless monster but I didn’t find any of this funny or entertaining or even mischievous.

Worst forum shit storm ever seen? Easy. Go to any thread on Gawker or Jezebel, make a comment where you might appear to not be a left wing liberal nut job. You could tell them the sky is blue. However, if they even THINK you are a Republican (even if thats not the case), not only is the sky NOT blue, but you are an…

I love the complete denial over at Gawker. It’s entertaining. I don’t enjoy watching people loose their jobs, but holy crap the smugness over there is sickening.

Nissan is Renault is Nissan

And here I thought this was going to be a rant about the proliferation of “murdered out” special editions, not a critique on their execution.

How to destroy a Durango in 60 seconds. Yep, I’m shocked at the stupidity for sure, but I didn’t see it “handle” anything.

Not Doug DeMurano?

I ran a CARFAX Report on the VIN. This car was delivered/sold to its owner on 12/06/2015. It was declared a Total Loss on 12/10/2015.

Say what you will about the names, I love how many colors FCA offers on Jeeps and trucks!

I found a higher res version

Your local Russian is here to translate.

I don’t know how it’s stupid. The light turns yellow to warn that it’s about to change to red. Flashing yellow typically means “caution” or “yield” where as a flashing red light effectively means the same as a stop sign. There is no flashing green light however.

Encouraging road rage is safer than a lane change?

This isn't negative! We're just having some fun.

GREAT question. Based on the Jalopnik Mainframe read-out panel's blinky lights, it looks like the yak is used to generate electricity, Matrix-style. The problem is at speeds of 3 MPH or higher the yak just gets dragged behind the car.