hella stanced?

I myself was hoping to start an aftermarket vinyl face sticker business for Model 3 customers... you know, to fund my Model S. >:)

Subarus are overrated. Their fanboys are never doing any rock crawling.

Maybe I’m a soulless monster but I didn’t find any of this funny or entertaining or even mischievous.

Worst forum shit storm ever seen? Easy. Go to any thread on Gawker or Jezebel, make a comment where you might appear to not be a left wing liberal nut job. You could tell them the sky is blue. However, if they even THINK you are a Republican (even if thats not the case), not only is the sky NOT blue, but you are an…

I love the complete denial over at Gawker. It’s entertaining. I don’t enjoy watching people loose their jobs, but holy crap the smugness over there is sickening.

Nissan is Renault is Nissan

And here I thought this was going to be a rant about the proliferation of “murdered out” special editions, not a critique on their execution.

How to destroy a Durango in 60 seconds. Yep, I’m shocked at the stupidity for sure, but I didn’t see it “handle” anything.

Not Doug DeMurano?

I ran a CARFAX Report on the VIN. This car was delivered/sold to its owner on 12/06/2015. It was declared a Total Loss on 12/10/2015.

Say what you will about the names, I love how many colors FCA offers on Jeeps and trucks!

I found a higher res version

Your local Russian is here to translate.

I don’t know how it’s stupid. The light turns yellow to warn that it’s about to change to red. Flashing yellow typically means “caution” or “yield” where as a flashing red light effectively means the same as a stop sign. There is no flashing green light however.

Encouraging road rage is safer than a lane change?

I dispute the integrity of any survey of this kind that does not rank Olive Garden as last.

This isn't negative! We're just having some fun.

GREAT question. Based on the Jalopnik Mainframe read-out panel's blinky lights, it looks like the yak is used to generate electricity, Matrix-style. The problem is at speeds of 3 MPH or higher the yak just gets dragged behind the car.