Super glad I’m not the only one whose mind went to the wrong diaphragm.

“In conclusion, the court finds that Commissioner Goodell is within his rights as defined in the NFL Collective Bargaining Agreement and that LordSchnitzel74 can eat shit if he thinks he’s going to win the league on the back of Ezekiel Elliot’s running game again.”

Saw this on twitter and it made me laugh.

I’m usually the one to post this, so thanks and good luck with the untold amounts of bullshit you are about to have piled on you.

What do you mean ‘WE made a mistake???’

I just tried drawing her face on a 20 over Andrew Jackson’s. I learned a blue sharpie isn’t ideal for shading or if you make mistakes.

That person will come into the Root from time to time and tell me that I hate white women. And I’m like WHERE’S THE LIE THO

“So, how about I sue you, @theroot, for inciting and promoting violence against me — the next time I’m attacked?”

Jezebel readers.

Yeah—we haven’t even gotten to the Brienne-Tormund-Jaime love triangle... 2018 is going to be steamy and large...