Did he just say "Draculas"?

The uncle-in-the-attic line was hilarious.

Two big laughs for me tonight: Elsbeth's head-tilt when Nils Landrusyshym said that his surname was spelled the usual way, and, later, the judge's horrible garbling of the last name. Ana Gasteyer played it perfectly, as a sort of Idina-Menzel-by-Travolta moment.

Uh oh, Will Graham is gonna eat you!

"Bungalow," like the phrase "pool boy," kind of has the sexiness built into it already.

Leave Sarah Jessica Parker out of this!

When I heard "Indiana," I did a double-take—how did Cary accidentally cross from New York to Indiana. You'd think it'd be easier to remember this is meant to be Illinois given all the emphasis on Chicago politics.

::death-laser stare::

Caroline Anne—got it.

CM?

I ate a kiwi for lunch!

Dewey is in the movie? Don't even kidney about this.

(Xander gets an eyepatch in the comic.)

GOT HAM

I hope he doesn't mind being the centaur of so much negative attention.

"Balkanized and siloed"

I'm going to frame it and Bronze it.

Sean might take offense at being called Scottish.

Madame Secretary had a very flat pilot, IMO, with a few nuanced touches; the second ep was a vast improvement, relatively understated and subtle; and the third has been so boring and obvious, so far, that I can't get through it.

It had almost everything (sense of place, good actors, etc.), except propulsiveness, for me. Not much of a "page-turner," as it were.