And the theft technically occurred while flying over specific parts of Antarctica or some other terra nullius, so that we get one of the show's patented niche court subcultures.

She doesn't come from a long line of husbands and fathers!

Ah, I was missing Revenge and Mulaney. Thank you :)

"Deck 'er? Bud White would kill me."

Team Blankets!

They's gonna euthanize her?!

Where's YOUR honey-glaze mustache?

Mees-ter Sun-shine

EW forums, for one, are seething with hateful conspiracy theories.

"cootie catcher"

…Unless his category is BBW, in which case "Pear-y" would be apt.

We've got MacLachlan on the brain :)

Who tells the jokes?

One doesn't legally purchase humor; one rents it (or maybe squats in it for free).

What were the other seven?

"It's initial-meldin' time!"

The last remaining brick-and-mortar RedBox location will be in Istanbul-not-Constantinople.

"MoistBox"

One of these days, somebody's gonna punch you in the line.

Freudian slip!