The Emptiness of the Chair of Usher

That's a pretty good kiss-off line, even for a regular movie!

Are they about to rob a stageCOACH?

… followed by one hundred Os.

… and Not Willoughby or Wickham

Whenever I see a magnifying glass, I'm tempted to recreate the scene from Top Secret.

Northanger Abby Normal

I've got no truck with puns.

Did her uterus do something, when she became hysterical?

Charlotte Lucas?

Persuasion and Succubi?

Who, or when?

And Mr. Collins… That is a juicy role, but it does not actually invite future bigger roles, I don't think. Maybe in the Rome remake :)

Well, I hear half-measures are bad, so your instincts are good :)

My brain got logjammed with the Scotland/Ireland/Finding Forrester thing.

Did they really add in the "maldita"?

El Cuco Grandote

Did you get Gus-spoiled?

Did he do anything particular in Fright Night? (Keep his own; adopt a generic accent; adopt a very specific accent; etc.)

—"What's the word for 'mineral' in Spanish?"
—"Mineral."