Kate Upton has three names, right? I better make sure. Google Image will know.

… or male serial killers!

Ah, it's just hard drugs—phew!

Yank away, she'll pop right back.

… and 15% of the foley budget is slurping sounds.

Mary Stuart Masterson and Jennifer Jason Leigh round out the list of confusable three-namers.

If Bateman's character were younger, we could be fooled into thinking there was hope for him, that actual adult life was just within reach. I think the age works in the movie's favor.

What I most enjoyed about it was the honesty that Bateman's character managed to convey despite his living situation and despite all the shenanigans. The movie's first third is kind of incredible, and the last third is fine. The middle had the requisite complications.

On this particular planet.

Oh-kay.

Are you saying the "Gh" part sounds like a French R?

That's hardly pedantry, IMHO.

- stuff can be stuffed inside one's butt
- black pearls are a thing

Ah:

I thought I saw the word "animation" in the description and assumed this was an animated film, but I think you're right: Anna Torv voices the character in the video game.

Cor, Chief!

Off-topic: Hooks can be simple. How many words into the following movie description does a reader get before going "Yep, I want to see this"?

"No jokes!"

"Put her to the rack!"

Iseewhatyoudidthere.