I would like to donate a punch to Piers Morgan’s face on Ariana’s behalf. He deserves it.

this moron can’t even get through a basic intelligence briefing without colorful pictures and a tablecloth to draw on.

And Macron doesn’t just go towards Angela first, they hold each other in a warm greeting and exchange kisses. Their bond is real, Donald. France and Germany are best friends and YOU CAN’T SIT WITH THEM.

KATE WHAT ABOUT AMANDLA

I’m getting more “unhealthy relationship with food and eating in general” than prima donna.

Um, I’m going to call bullshit on much of Debra Messing’s “allergies”.

Turns out I’m allergic to Debra Messing.

I go this shit so much after I had my daughter at 16. I finally lost it and yelled at some busybody “well I didn’t have an abortion, shouldn’t you be happy about that!?” They didn’t take it well.

Gee, I wonder if the dude who she had sex with was banned as well?

I’m not sure it’s even low key now. When they were walking into the hut and he said “That goat has an ear infection” I was crying.

Now that Parks is off air and I cant choose Ron Swanson, I totally agree.

He’s adorably awkward.

Richard is low-key the best character on television.

A question I go back to time and time again. Say the passenger was male. He’s found unconscious, pants off, the taxi driver thrusting into his ass. Would the judge still consider whether or not there had been a “flirtation” before the guy passed out?

Donald Trump is an everlasting UTI.

Only gonna say this ‘cause I didn’t learn until I was 22 and it caused me a lot of grief:

No no no. I’ve had one UTI that probably spread to my kidneys. Nope. It ranks up there with shingles as one of the most painful things I’ve ever experienced.

what? no.

i’ve started writing 4 different comments here, but none of them seemed worthy or enough.

I got all excited to hear about Bieber getting hit with a golf cart.