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As the wife of a Republican politician, she always played coy regarding her opinions and beliefs. As soon as W. left the White House, she opened up and clearly stated her support for abortion rights and same-sex marriage.

There are a lot of bad things about George W. Bush. But by all indications he and Laura Bush were very good parents.

I know this isn’t a very extreme case of it, but I honestly live for women who grow up and say ‘fuck you’ to their fathers’ restrictive view points.

Her suits/dresses were so fly!

I suggest you read the rest of what Rand Paul tweeted, then you won’t have to defend him. He’s not so much concerned about secrecy as he is that it will be too similar to Obamacare.

Lover of liberty and tallest Keebler elf Rand Paul

Has anybody checked to see whether it’s just sitting there on Capitol Hill?

I hope that venom is ethically sourced at least, and you don’t walk out of a salon with 500 bee butts dangling from your cheeks.

“I rub my face with 120 grit sandpaper to reduce open wounds and bleeding.”

Soap may even be too much depending on how sensitive you are to the yeasties and the ph of your soap.

I have always liked Leighton.

This is a level of pettiness I tacitly approve of.

I’m sure she’s just stringing him along to rub it in Angelina’s greasy, sallow face. That’s what I did with my ex: prove you’re the one they prefer at their core. And then leave both of them miserable.

I hate the Post, but will remember this front page as long as I live, for its humor and its tastelessness.

who sophie? she cute?

When someone does something fucked up and regularly uses the passive voice run, run for your fucking life. lol

“It’s just the way that it goes sometimes, and it’s sad.”

Nooooooo. Jen. Seriously. You are better than this. This motherfucker cheated on you and blew up your life. There were teams! I remember! It was all fucked up!

I’m sorry you are stuck serving under this useless, ignorant shitgibbon. I hope you stay safe.