It’s too soon for Thoughts & Prayers™, we’re still at step one which is Blame Radical Islamic Terrorism™ (but only if the guy isn’t white).

If we all just offer up enough Thoughts and Prayers (tm), we’ll never have another mass shooting again.

yes hello its scripted in the sense that the producers sat all 3 sisters down and prompted them to have this conversation

Kourtney’s ambivalence is #lifegoals.

My god the next four years are going to be a fuckfest.

Her ‘brand’ resulted in her receiving the Presidential Medal of Freedom, and to me at least, President Obama’s remarks during the ceremony serve as an appropriate refutation to this comment.

I am prone to give Ellen a pass here.

Former Disneyland Annual Pass Holder here. I cannot begin to tell you how much easier it’d be to go to Disneyland with two small children if both of them were high.

Where I live, they actually give the police little cards to hand to parents who threaten their kids with arrest or something like that in public. It’s so pervasive that they actually need a program to address it. They’re told to hand the cards out silently, but they basically just point out that all that does it make…

After a bit of googling, of course it’s a little black girl.

lawmakers don’t gaf about anyone unless it affects them personally. reactionary garbage.

Same. I’ve got twin seven year old boys and try to be as open and accepting a dad as humanly possible. One of the boys (baby A) started asking if he could paint his finger nails recently, to which I said “of course, my dude. You do you.” Baby B, however, starting to point out that painting your nails “is only for…

I am really digging January Jones lately! A few months ago, a fellow Jezzie was talking about how great her Instagram is, and it’s true. She seems really funny and self-aware. This quote of hers from the link is hitting home hard for me today, as the mother of a demanding toddler:

Same, except I did abstain from alcohol.

most of the cheese in the us market is pasteurized. this includes feta, gorgonzola, brie etc. especially if its amreican made. basically if its made in the USA its fine, the worry for listeria are european imports b/c they don’t pasteurize milk as standard practice.

I expect that tat post is going to be a lost more difficult to write and require a bit more time, unlike this.

I bet you are still married and I bet that salesperson is not.

Man that is just like my engagement story. I was putting away some groceries while my husband was doing the dishes and he said “Let’s get married” and I said “Sure”.

Saving this GIF. This is how I feel about most things.

The little Reddit creature versions of them are actually really cute.