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I used to feel this way (I’m 5'6, that couple of inches doesn’t infringe on my leg space much at all). Then I met my current boyfriend. He’s 6'6, and partly as a result of his height, he has bad knees. If you recline, it’s actually painful after a while for him, not to mention generally uncomfortable. And yes, we are

I’m going to guess both you and boyfriend are under 6'2? If your knees are already pressed directly up against the seat in front of you because of your height that “inch or two” makes a pretty big difference. Apparently you are assuming that everyone of superior height is as rich as Shaquille O’Neal and can afford

I am so fucking sick of these religious right-wing fucknuggets who claim to be fucking persecuted from the safety of their own living rooms, basement dwellings or toilets.

I remember when journalists used to investigate a story BEFORE releasing it to the public.

Well, it’s nice to see a Cardinals drive actually end in points for once. Unfortunately, they are on Floyd’s license.

I once said the name of the person I was having sex with and he stopped what he was doing and said, “What?” That was the last time I did that.

I never have, but I was called the wrong name once! I was the first person he’d been with since a divorce, so I figured fair enough. Ended marrying him a few years later - NOW I’d be pretty goddamn upset now though.

I go the other way and just let everyone know in advance I’m going to call them Blake.

Just call everyone “baby”. Problemo solved, baby.

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I can say with 100% certainty that this is not true.

It’s almost as if foreign policy is an incredibly complicated matter or something.

People have this idea that the U.S. can intervene for humanitarian reasons in other countries’ conflicts without (1) the appearance of illegitimacy or partiality or (2) losing American lives. Let’s be clear: intervene or abstain, SOMEONE is always going to be mad, both domestically and abroad, and humanitarian

Well, focusing on the issue central to this post, the question becomes “What response is the right one?”

From the opposite end of the spectrum I can always tell when there is diet coke in my alcoholic beverage as opposed to regular coke.

“4. Pocket glasses”

Wait, is LeBron block truthering actually a thing? That’s an exciting development.

Are we allowed to admit yet that Andre Iguodala’s lay up was going to be a miss regardless of LeBron’s block or not?

Sportsmammal. I still think that fucking horse should’ve won last year.

Yall are so mean to LeBron about his hair. I hope you never get male pattern baldness and then get laughed at on subway by a bunch of teenagers while staring longingly at some ridiculous hair treatment ad.