It feels like every time this woman speaks a lie comes out. Jesus Christ.

I’m pretty sure she is dead.

Remember when President Obama played golf on occasion and took family trips at Christmas and in the summers, and everyone took it super well because everyone knows the President has lots of spare time? Me either.

I’d be excited by the chance to refuse to shake his hand. That would be fun. Actually meeting him? Not so much....

3 am Saturday Morning.

And then the inevitable “You should have thought about that before having sex” kick in the pants.

You cut all of the funding for places that provide discounted and free contraception. Now I’m pregnant. What am I going to do?

now dolly parton and i are in a fight.

Gabrielle, I love you, but now that you have compared Donald Trump with National Treasure Dolly Parton, you and I are in a fight. :(

This tape would be so much better.

Can you imagine a world in which there were no hypothetical situations?

And if that was a dunk then I’ve been throwing down since 5th grade.

That makes Hiddleswift look legit.

This judge can go right to hell.

...kind of like how nobody seems to care that Petraeus leaked a bunch of classified info to his gal pal but Hillary needs to be locked up despite the FBI never being able to prove anything.

I’m super fed up with facts not mattering. That everyone deserves their own opinion even when it’s counter to reality. All you have to do is google what you want to know, there’s a crack-pot for every lid. Experts are denigrated for being ‘elite’ instead of being appreciated for their knowledge and hard work.

My paternal genetic donor who is a trump supporter loves going on about the articles he reads on Facebook like they are the holy grail of knowledge.

“That’s been around forever. If you keep reporting on it, it’s going to grow like a cancer,” Paula said. “If you forget about it, it’s probably going to go away. The media has to hop on everything and it’s wrong.”

The other thing about Paris’ story that bugged me is that NO WAY was Paris a mother in what, her early to mid 20s? Paris would be exactly the kind of person who would focus on her career like a maniac, then have kids in her 30s and probably become a helicopter mom to overcome how shunted aside she was in her own…