I’m always reminded of this New Yorker Andy Borowitz headline whenever Megyn Kelly does anything reasonable. I do truly resent it.

...I hate not entirely hating Megyn Kelly.

And somehow, even though the house is always rigged to win, the casino will lose a billion dollars in its first year.

Can you imagine how tacky he would make the White House if he got elected?

Guys. Guys? Guys.

But Kim stole Hillary’s look!

It’s like that, but twice as eliminatey.

“Bless your heart” is often tonal and always contextual. Like... when my 2 y/o daughter says “Want cereal.” That might mean “I want cereal, please,” “I want cereal immediately,” “I don’t want cereal,” or “Get this fucking cereal out of my fucking face before I cut your bitchass.”

I am a Giants fan and it is his nickname...Everyone pretty much calls him that or just Bum

I don’t wear make-up and people don’t think I’m brave or cool or edgy. They do frequently comment on how tired I look.

But he’s a pro at performing in a wheel chair!

• Christina Aguilera once “called a staffer from the other end of the house to get something like a towel that was mere feet away from her.”

Found the Dodgers fan!

It makes me happy that a generation of girls has had her to look up to.

I have to say I love that a black woman is basically inferring that a white man is angry and crazy. Way to subvertly dismantle the stereotype, Michelle.

It is utterly unfair to the rest of us poor slobs that Michelle Obama is allowed to be so flawless. Beautiful, smart, classy, married to Barrack, excellent speaker, funny.....

First, for the sake of your sanity stay away from that stuff. Those posts always end up with the sanctimommies ruining everything and making everyone else weep. I had a c-section with my youngest. It was a traumatic, emergency kind of deal and I will spare you the rest- but I did not get to actually see the kid let…

That should be illegal. Straight up fucking illegal.

Pretty much all flat-faced dogs (Boston Terriers, Pugs, French/English Bulldogs, etc) take in lots of extra air when they exercise/eat and that air has to go somewhere. Our dog is lucky that she’s so fucking sweet and adorable because when she farts it smells like a vagrant crawled inside of her to die.