The real story is no longer even remotely that this deranged, colossally ignorant, mendacious, and malicious man has somehow become the nominee of a major party. The Republican Party is nothing but a racist con job and money-laundering operation anyhow, it has been running on fumes for a generation. So yeah, whatever.…

She’s attending Paris Fashion Week, where she knows she will be filmed, photographed, and written about. Part of her brand is being fashionable and she can’t repeat outfits. She wasn’t carrying it all around; she was robbed in her hotel room. It makes sense to me that she would travel with a lot of expensive jewelry…

Hi, you sound like a huge prick right now. I don’t think anyone said that this is exactly the same thing as anorexia, bulimia (or whatever you think a woman’s eating disorder is) or that this man faces the same expectations and pressures a woman does.

This is precisely what’s going on. He isn’t complimenting his daughter, he’s complimenting “someone/something he made.” It’s not really about Ivanka at all; he merely sees the fantasy of sex with her as the closest thing to sex with himself (ie. the only person he really loves and dreams about)

Look, how else is a man supposed to compliment his daughter when the only compliments he knows how to give any woman are that he finds her attractive enough to have sex with?

Hmm

This was honestly my reaction when my dad went from being pro-trump to supporting Clinton. It was so satisfying. I celebrated.

These are all from me.

Oh my God, I just have to share this, folks!

Thank you for participating.

Yeah, I mean why would anyone be afraid of being shot at. They should have just let the kid keep shooting because, after all, their training will magically keep bullets from piercing their bodies.

Every time I hear/read the word “autumn” I think of this

Honestly I think it was like, look at Taylor swift. She is young. I can’t believe I had kids and a marriage at that young age.

It’s so luxurious, you wouldn’t believe what people are saying about this stocking cap, I sent the best people to find my cap, they tell me this is the longest one anywhere, anywhere in the world you can’t find a better one than this, I was in China and other Asia and I see the stocking caps they have there, everyone…

I love this because I imagine that he was just tossing and turning in bed seething about this and then finally leaped up, cast aside his absurdly long stocking cap, and tweeted this out before collapsing back into bed.

my worst Miss U.

This is what happens when you don’t arm faculty and children with guns.

So let’s ruminate over the fact that, if we had just gotten our shit together, if the country was even marginally less racist and sexist and if the climate of American politics was even slightly less idiotic, we might have gotten a President Michelle Obama.

i would take the turkish bathhouse- no thank you on that horrific kitchen tho