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I wash my legs because I pee in the shower.

I’ve never understood what the problem is with peeing in the shower. The drain goes to the sewer and you’re saving a flush without having pee water sit in your bathroom for ages.

Really? I always wash my feet. But I tend to walk around the house barefoot, so they are probably the most dirty thing about me come shower time.

is that not a thing for other people

This is great. Maybe a bear because it’d get it over with pretty fast.

If you had to choose between living under President Trump or having your crotch eviscerated by a pack of rabid animals, which species of animal would you pick?

Back when I was convinced that this country would NEVER elect a loudmouth, stupid, clueless, stupid, racist, stupid, bloated, stupid, lying, stupid man, everything was fine.

Seth Meyers has been on it this entire election. He, Sam Bee, and John Oliver are getting me through this.

Anybody else finding themselves sighing frequently, not enjoying things, like ice cream, as much, constantly feeling on the verge of unexpected violent tears? Anyone else get queasy when they turn on the news, cynical when they open their Facebook and wary when strangers start talking in a doctor’s waiting room that

Why do people reach for such extreme measures? There are so many, less drastic things that women can do. Such as:

23 body sculpting tips that will have your dad drooling.

Cosmo was in a perfect position to do this. Everyone, including Ivanka, thinks they’re a dumb ladymag full of nothing but penis touching tips and other questionable advice, but their political reporting is actually pretty damn good.

Yes Ivanka, Cosmo readers do and should care about issues impacting women and children (and families of all kinds) which is why they fucking asked you those questions.

Andrew Luck of the Indianapolis Colts is 6'3" and 235 pounds. You might think you’re looking at a picture of Herr Drumpf, but you can tell it’s a different person because of the beard.

As a man, I have a great idea.
If women would like to be heard more in the workplace, when one woman makes a point, the other women in the room should reiterate the idea and credit the initial speaker.

A GREAT POINT MADE BY MY COLLEAGUE STASSA and furthermore LET’S ALL LISTEN TO WHAT STASSA JUST SAID

This is a very common argument and one which I also believed. But no. It has not been any more a contributor than the thousands and thousands of cows and other crops that we grow here.

Still sad Parks & Rec is over.

Last year I had pieces of cloth and clothespins in my kindergarten classroom that the kids would make outfits out of. One day at sharing time two little boys proudly stood in front of the class to show off the dresses they had made.