“I do think vaccines help with the public health and helping prevent the occasional fatality,”

jfc. It’s looks like if you tried to pee in the ocean in that thing the piss would shoot up the front, squirt out your cleavage, and hit you in the face.

Stuff like this is why I love you, Ellie.

Starred for “seated congress"

My wife and I discovered shower sex in our current house and it is fantastic. The shower is double size with a full bench along one wall and two shower heads. There’s room for each of us to actually shower and plenty of room for seated congress. Our old shower was a tub with a curtain. Was not happening in that thing.

I have never had any interest whatsoever in a threesome. I’m not morally opposed but I suspect it’s like showering with a partner—one of you is always standing away from the water, feeling chilly with shampoo in your hair.

Rape jokes can absolutely be funny — and they can be pretty damned feminist, as well, as this article illustrates so neatly.

I went with a friend and we weren’t even menaced with a gun. Now I feel like I have to go back.

This was in October.

OK, but how many years has it been since Nick Denton has seen Suri?

What is the connection between a guy who was found not guilty beyond a reasonable doubt, and thus was never incarcerated, and the mass incarceration problem? His acquittal entitled him to not being incarcerated. It didn’t entitle him to anyone’s respect, to not have to answer questions, or to be free from criticism.…

Hey, now. Ashley Judd has a masters from Harvard, so she’s pretty qualified for a doctoral program at Berkeley. And, she wants to specialize in issues related to human trafficking. Get that PhD, girl!

Gymnasts who trained under the Karolyis (I believe some of the magnificent 7) have said that they were limited to 800 calories a day, which is even scarier when you think how much they had to be burning. They said that the men’s gymnastics team would sneak them food at the olympics. Can't wait until Marta is gone.

I’ve never been more excited to be wrong.

Paul Bettany fucking sucks at diving, but he was good as the Robot Boy in Avengers 2: the Avengening.

In the UK, I think we are always chuffed as nuts to medal even when we have no hope of knocking America off the top spot. The gymnastics coverage tonight on the BBC was like ‘HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT AMY TINKLER GOT BRONZE HOLY SHIT’ and then Hazel Irvine was like ‘Oh, and we should not forget that Simone Biles won gold,…