Why did I read all of that.

Belize has great taste. Passions was the best!!

Bea Arthur was a motherfucking queen

If your looking for an alternative to baby powder, I use Lush’s silky underwear powder! It’s great at fighting chub rub and has a nice jasmine scent.

I’m surprised he could talk around both feet in his mouth.

The mayor added, “Look it’s sad, of course! Any living thing dying is sad. I had a dog once that I was very fond of. His name was “chastity mcsparkles”. But I warned everyone not to get raped and murdered! Do you remember how I warned you? I said don’t do it. Don’t go and get raped and murdered. And even with that,…

“Corny” is really making a comeback. I support this.

It’s not known among singers to be hard. It’s NOT hard.

Bey didn’t almost fall - gravity momentarily forgot who it was fuckng with.

beyonce didn’t almost fall...the ground was overwhelmed by her greatness.

okay Beyonce was amazing... but can we talk about Lady Gaga for a second? our national anthem is known among singers for being a bitch and a half, and girl NAILED it without breaking a sweat. I was seriously impressed.

I like them.

“Life? Don’t talk to me about life...”

I posted that on FB today - if either one of them gets a cough, we panic.

And Maggie Smith and Helen Mirren.

While it’s now in remission, John Hurt was diagnosed with cancer some time ago. I’d really like someone to hide this British treasure too, please.

Lemmy, Bowie, now Rickman, FUCK CANCER.

I’m just repeating to myself, over and over, “Stephen Fry is only 58, Stephen Fry is only 58.” Still, I’d like him to stay inside and under cover for at least a week.

Frankly I'm just relieved a man has turned up to tell us what we ought to think about things affecting us. The sheer stress of opining while female was exhausting me.