Sophia is great.

Sophia is really good at this.

He’s actually dialing the number of the local Domino’s. But they’ve been dealing with his drunken 2am calls for 30 years now and don’t even bother correcting him anymore.

I like that the Start button has a flip up switch. Like you are about to fire missiles at the asshole in front of you while you creep along in traffic at 5 mph.

“Found my running mate!"—Trump

I'm with you all the way except I want a blue one.

his 1.7 QBR is the third-lowest in the past decade of playoff games.

I was embarrassed to be watching it.

and yet was a perfect representation of this whole NFL season.

There was an unusual amount of dead air in the last few minutes of the game as Nantz and Sims fumbled around (!!!) trying to find the words that expressed their disappointment without saying exactly what you said.

I know! I have no rooting interest in either team, and all I could think was what the hell am I even watching at this point.

If you were on the fence about whether or not you were going to keep watching football, that game just drove you away for good.

That’s living. What I’m doing right now isn’t. BUT. I’ll be debt free in 4 years and after that, depending on things with my daughter (who would be 19 at that time) I’m going to sell off most of what little known and just “be”.

Role Tide.

Me: “You spelled ‘you’re’ wrong.”

Fair enough, but there’s always room for another NRA sticker, unless you hate freedom.

HAHAHA let me tell you a story about the academic job market. If you’re part of the lucky 1% of candidates to get offered a job, you take it. Full stop.

What’s he supposed to say? The STL stadium proposal is fantastic and the market there is the best? It’s a document designed to convince the league that moving is a good idea.

“We don’t need Kroenke / We just want our Rams”