I prefer to think of Gloria saying this with her fourth drink of the evening in her hand. Let’s be shem and japheth here, so to speak.

“Oh hey, somebody posted something somewhere yesterday about that thing we’re always raving about. Should we post it?” “Yeah, sure. Whenever."

Well, some portion of the problem is that many cops now are former military. Policing isn’t soldiering.

Two cops. One suicidal person with a knife. Forget being of some kind of help, if you can’t extricate yourself from that situation without shooting the person, it’s time for a different line of work.

This is why I wish Warren was running. I do identify Sanders as more “traditionally” liberal and Clinton as New Democrat establishment. Which direction the party is going is a valid topic of conversation (and thoroughly appropriate for a primary) and I hate that gender is getting in the way of that. Which is to say,…

I was thoroughly drunk by the time I read that article and even I got the joke.

Let’s agree to encourage people to reach out for help before it gets to that point.

And if there’s a play where you’re confused because it really looks like a man caught the football but the refs say he didn’t, don’t worry. Everyone else is confused about what constitutes a catch in the NFL, too.

You’re right. You don’t tell someone dying of cancer they’re selfish. You do tell someone who blew his brains out and left you holding a big pile of shit that hes selfish. I tell him that every day and I tell my own son every day that I will never ever do that to him.

I found my father’s brains all over the walls. Yeah, it’s selfish.

Life insurance policies generally have a time limit. My father’s was three years. He’d had it for like 10, so it paid and we didn’t get fucked.

As the son of a man who committed suicide, yes, reach out. Get help.

“It’s exactly like the chocolate cake you imagine when you think of chocolate cake. Layers after layers of rich dark decadence. Moist and spongy and light and perfect.”

It’s almost like they’re just trying to sell things to people.

I didn’t think you were really angry. I was trying to be facetious....anyway, I have often wondered about the shoe thing. You don’t get better quality in the pricier ones? Because that’s why I don’t mind spending $200 on a pair of shoes. While I may have to resole periodically, they’re so well made that I’ll have to…

Not to anger you further or anything, but I still have a pair of Timberland boots and a pair of Cole Haan shoes that I bought in 1988....

Huh? Are we saying Tilda Swinton looks like a dude? That men with fair complexions look like girls? Super confused here.

So I live in the Bay Area and the big AM sports talk station is KNBR. It’s wall to wall Super Bowl coverage, of course, so I was wondering how uncomfortable the brass got when Jeremy Affeldt was interviewed last week and talked about how the Super Bowl is known to be a hotbed of human trafficking....

I feel like this Bernie/Hillary debate is neither here nor there because whichever one of them wins, none of us are voting in the general for the dude who is going to appoint four more Scalias anyway. Still, the debate is incredibly interesting to me, if only in how it contrasts with where we were eight and 12 years…

I feel like women would be helped in this regard by adding a little punk rock into their attitude. I mean, at some point, if you feel a societal expectation is silly and/or unhealthy, you just have to either suffer with it or tell it to fuck off. There might be fallout, but the fallout is generally better than the…