Honestly, you don’t have to be that smart to be able to watch and follow a hockey game intelligently, or at least understand what is happening on the ice. Have you thought about just getting smarter? I can't imagine that you have that long of a ways to go, and there are probably some books that could help you out.

Cool, so they got the quote wrong too. Cool "proof" though.

Incorrect. Check your movie quotes, lest you look like even more of a fool.