I have massive issues with the Right, so I voted left. Then one day Al Gore found a judge to throw out all Military Absentee ballots because none of them were post marked (legally, they don’t have to be post marked, and for safety of those abroad, they aren’t).

So a Presidential Candidate found a way to skirt the vote…

My best friend and college roommate for three years is a conservative, and was a member of the college Republicans. He was (and is) an exemplary conservative and one whom I wish the party was full of.

No, none of these! While some of these adaptations were truly horrid (Starship Troopers, I am looking at you), Hollywood needs to STOP Remaking/Rebooting/Reimagining movies, and, you know DO SOMETHING NEW.

Give me proper power armor and orbital drops. That’s the Starship troopers that should be, not the generic B creature flick that Verhoven made.

Bonus points for actually making Johnny Rico Filipino.

Bacillus ex machina?

God, do I love Heinlein- he was an amazing (yet, controversial at times) author. I’d love to see a reboot of Starship Troopers... or pretty much half of his books. Sometimes when I reread them, I marvel at how much he predicted that has actually come true. The most recent was the privatization of space travel and how…

I watch a lot of porn, and all I ever see on women are very large, worn-looking labia. If porn is to blame, it’s in a “I don’t want my pussy to look like that...” way. That being said, I would much rather my kids watch porn than the majority of violent crap on TV and in movies.

Funnily enough, I started feeling far more secure about my body when I stumbled upon some fetish porn simply because they hired actresses with a wider variety of body shapes and sizes. I stopped caring so much about the size and color of my areolae or that my left labia peaks out a little. Of course I was already in…

I’m so confused by this. Maybe I’m too old and missed the wave of free porn, but any dude who criticizes a woman’s labia (or really any body part) really doesn't deserve to get a second viewing.

That’s what the media and the left are saying. Must be true.

Three funny stories:

The answer to your questions are:

I don’t get it. I thought Cuba had the best healthcare system in the World. Why waste tax payer money?

“The exercise will last five weeks.”

I’m not sure how things work down under, but us Yanks don’t believe in letting things burn.

Dysentery?! Did you happen to buy it from the Oregon Trail McDonald’s?

The #2 reason it tastes so much better would be them doing this with butter as well.

If it was indeed a homicide bomber, I would revel in his death, although it would be a way too easy demise. The only better outcome would be if it had gone off before it left their bomb factory!!

Just so you know, I sat here for a pretty good amount time trying to figure out where the short ends and long ends of my fingers were.

But I don’t want to be king, father! I want to dance!