I wonder if the “it must teach life” is an allusion to all those unborns they’re so concerned about.

I don’t “get it” either, but I have a theory.

History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies, and misfortunes of mankind

Wait, I know this one...the doctor was his mother!!

I don’t know if I’m just dense/not cool enough to “get it”, but can someone explain to me why this meme/girl is funny? Like I know at thirty I’m not that old, but some of these viral phenomena (like this, Damn Daniel, etc)....I just don’t understand? Am I missing something?

Dr. Oz gives him a run for his money, though. Not to mention Eckart Tolle or the lady who wrote The Secret, who had less staying power but were somehow even dumber. There are a lot of things to admire about Oprah, but her love of facile pseudo science is not one of them

A real doctor.

I’m in the process of making this exact pizza (but not for the SB because I only follow the real kind of football, duh), it’s gonna be so good. I do sometimes eat meat but hate cheese. Enjoy your pizza and beer!

I am making my crafty candle salad again due to popular demand.

my wife is making: batter fried chicken wings two ways (korean spice and maple glaze bbq), mini pigs in a blanket (blankets are mini as well), homemade fries, ‘ringed shrimp,’ mini ham salad sandwiches, bbq pork nachos, franco-canadian-iberian tourtière empanadas, be-bouled spinach and artichoke dip, deviled eggs,…

Nah. Sobriety memoirs are more boring.  

Trump should not be allowed to nominate a Supreme Court Justice in the last year of his presidency #MicDrop

I can’t stand that look of awe and childlike adoration on a grown woman’s face. It’s the look every woman with one marble rolling around in her head gives her husband when he’s got two marbles rolling around. Duggard shit

They’ve been bringing a hairbrush to a gunfight. They’re finally bringing knives.

every Democrat needs to realize that obstructing the government, blocking nominees, preventing votes, filibustering, etc has no fucking negative implications anymore.

I think a lot of people will tell Trump no. And then they’ll be replaced. I’m just waiting for a mass “retirement” of 3-star generals before I decide if I should go off the grid.

It’s ‘em lady parts!

I want to live in the world of your imagination.

Great work, Ballaban. Really tremendous stuff. However, I must say that you left out the most crucial dramatization of nuclear war that currently exists on the Internet.

Thank goodness he knows about the cyber though. Otherwise we’d be in real trouble.