And please, teach your children to stick up for kids getting bullied. Role-play with your kids so they can practice reacting to someone getting bullied instead of just standing by. Tell them it’s normal to want to ignore it and act like it’s “not their problem,” but tell them they can be better than that. Ask them who…

I work with people who talk about term limits like they’d be a good thing. And my response is always “if no one doing the job has been there for more than 4 years, no one is going to know what they’re doing. Instead of 30 year congressmen, you’ll have a majority leader’s chief of staff or a party boss who hangs…

Well, hey. Trump may have a blank check to destroy this county for everyone who isn’t wealthy, white and male, but we can all take comfort in the fact that Mitch McConnell will push back against congressional term limits. He’s truly the hero we deserve.

Me either. This proved last night that America is a majority racist, sexist, religiously bigoted country that I am not proud of. I wish Obama, would just say fuck it and say i’m not calling him, I have no intention of helping him, and I think he’s a fuckin jackass.

This idea that our fellow citizens are innately good people.

You know what, I’m not buying it.

That only works for Republicans, because they hate government and have a vested interest in making government not work.

Umm... excuse me. I have a wall to build.

It wasn’t the liberals condescending to them. The liberals came with Bernie and spoke to their hopes and dreams. The liberals wanted to make Washington finally pay attention to lower class suffering and bad trade deals. It was the centrist republican lite wing of the democrats that came with the condescension.

What if I already live in Canada? Can I please stay here?

Being pushed to a passing train is one of my greatest fears. I hope this woman goes to jail. And I wish trump does not win.

“youthful mistakes”

I pray for Trump to step on a single Lego every Friday night.

There was no gun.

Austyn?

He’s kind of cute. I think I know why some of them were “grabbing his junk.” (And of course, that is the sort of behavior endorsed by their dear leader.)

Warning: if you have never seen this, you are in for a wild ride.

“I’ve very excited about because I fucking love Domino’s”

I work in LA, and I will say this stuff happens SO MUCH LESS when women are in middle and upper management. They say it before it happens, like, wait, is this racist? is this sexist? And then STOP IT BEFORE IT GOES OUT. I know there are racist women but I’m a writer/producer/director and I ONLY work at companies where…

“Yeah,” responded Marsh, confident, somehow, that I had just agreed with him.