If body language counts, they were doing that this year.

I kept waiting for someone to say his glasses were taped together and he had a slide ruler in his front pocket.

If the name of my employer was Booz Allen Hamilton I’d steal too. Just think of the movie waiting to be made...

All science is voodoo science made of by liberals. Also books, math, statistics. All liberal conspiracies.

We’re getting a little bit closer everyday.

Ironically (or perhaps not so ironically), the far right now labels those ideas that would save us the most money long term- electric cars, wider access to birth control, sex education, healthier food, decriminalization of drug abuse- as somehow wacky leftist. But what can we expect from anachronistic dingdongs who…

One beautifully subtle recent example of shade:

They worried that this was big government telling people what to feed their kids.

Guys. Guys? Guys.

She’s a lying, manipulative, unethical person. She’s not your average woman who happens to have fame and money. She and her family are awful. A lot of people on here are yelling ‘victim blaming!’ when actually, most people are just expressing their apathy.

Having said that, they targeted her precisely because she made herself a soft target.

The first thing I thought about is how the father of Chandler Riggs (Carl on The Walking Dead) apparently does tours of the area around the set for something like a hundred bucks a person.

Starting with naming her Millie Bobby after yourself. AND naming her that when your last name is Brown. JFC

On a lighter note, I have a kid that can fart on demand and name like 100 superheroes. Now accepting offers for representation.

Haha!

I notice that every time an institution gets a strong pattern of multiple sexual-harassment lawsuits against it— fraternities, the US Military, McDonald’s, Fox News, private schools, the Catholic Church, etc.— it always seems that the institution has a Zero Tolerance Policy towards sexual harassment, and that such…

You think he’d be more understanding

Lisa Ling needs to do a segment where she heads on out to O’Reilly’s house and asks him questions about those saucy Irish tempers. I mean, it’s all in good fun and I’d love to know if it’s an “Irish” thing to cheat on your wife and then try to get her excommunicated when she divorces you.

This is fucked up on so, so many levels more important than this, but: karate is Japanese. They can’t even get their racism right.

Every country has its James Inhofe.