“Judy Giuliani”? Bahahaha, that’s a really great name. And she really looks like Renee Zellweger might in a few years. That’s all I got.

This is a shame, because he kinda looks like Stephen Fry’s drunk American cousin and I would like to think he’s fun at parties.

Hey, fellow grown-up: Shhhh! Don’t let the kids know how we do things or they will steal our jobs.

If I may speak for Canada for a moment, then yes, that is exactly how we see Drumpf.

I’ve seen insurance commercials that generated more feels than this. Last time I fall for this click bait crap.

Crazy popped eyes AND fetal alcohol syndrome nose. What is she “famous” for, exactly?

I’m clearly missing the point here, but I have to correct this sentence:

You do not defile the good name of pierogies with such foulness!

Yes, but can we also talk about the other guy’s shoes? I mean, what even are they?

YOLO is just what the kids call carpe diem these days. I’m a little disappointed in my heroine, here. Not very creative.

Oh. My. God.

The fuck did I just read? Have we finally hit the bottom of the barrel?

These goddamn “Christians” literally do not have the first clue about the religion they love so much.

I was really confused too, but then I read “meth” and now I know I don’t have to understand any of it.

Yes, because bananas are designed specifically to kill people very quickly and easily.

Why doesn’t this have ALL THE STARS?

“I know you are, but what am I?” Classic GOP debate tactic.

Nothing’s changed in 100 years. Now it’s kale and maple syrup. Everything old in quackery is new again!

Yeah, not surprised. All the signs of psycho were in plain view. Rot in hell, Jacko.

You are my hero.