Don’t even try to tell me these are not the same person.

I think we have the same Dad.

Yay for awesome Dads! I got one of them too, and now I feel unworthy because I didn’t write and frame a letter telling him he’s awesome, but I probably should someday.

Exactly. It kinda makes me wonder for what purpose he cooked up his daughters, but I’m afraid to go there.

I’m guessing because women will take it to mean ourselves, but men won’t give it a second thought unless they make it relatable. Or that’s what Republican women think of their menfolk.

Au Fudge has an “award-winning cocktail program.”

They both look like they’re doing a SNL sketch in this shot.

It’s been too long since we could say that. But, yes, I’m positively kvelling with pride!

How is it even her business if she’s “healthy”? Ugh. Concern trolls are the worst.

Firing him is absolutely the right call, but I predict he goes on a public shooting rampage in 5, 4, 3...

Wait, you’re her Mom? You sound just like my Mom. I’m 40 and the only time I spoke so openly to her was when I was pregnant with my own daughter. Time and place, I guess.

Her mic cut out. She actually said “I don’t feel he insulted The Mexicans enough”.

This is some sort of unholy convergence of cognitive dissonance and Stockholm Syndrome.

But but but, there’s nothing in the Constimatution about staying calm and de-escalating! How un-American.

Ah crap, I’m still in time lapse mode from last weekend, could you just wait a bit while I scroll through the settings? Thanks Mr. Rapist. Ok, 24p, AWB. Protune off... now then, where were we? Right, go ahead with the raping!

My childhood GP was Dr. N. Stein, and I wanted so badly to believe his real first name was Frank, but no.

I used to walk past the offices of a Dr. Death and Dr. Feely when I was is college. I worked with a woman whose last name was also Death, she insisted it was pronounced “deeth” too. I also have a colleague whose dentist is Dr. Hu, which is a lot funnier when spoken out loud.

Flossie Dickey is the most perfect name ever.

WARNING: Ladies, do not let one drop of alcohol touch your lips past puberty or you will harm and probably murder all the babies. One drop is all it takes to seriously damage any future baby you might have. It’s all your fault, you irresponsible hussy.