In college we invented the Three Mile Island Iced Tea. I can’t remember what was in it.

But she doesn’t NEED to be smart, she’s pretty!

I suspect he also sells monogrammed thermoses.

Weakened immune system, so even small amounts of bacteria can be harmful. Also not allowed to clean the kitty litter.

It seems that in North America the authorities have to assume we’re all idiots and design their warnings to ensure even the dumbest people can’t sue.

It burns just enough to repress the sneeze reflex.

The part where she says cabbage and blueberries are bad inflamers is where I stopped and went Wut? All the other pseudoscience rabble insist on cabbage and blueberries as anti-inflammatory. So this isn’t even Correct Pseudoscience.

Mmmm, Reesier.

This is a literal fact. As a fellow ginger, I get this constantly.

Not even close. She’s more Johnny, if anything.

Isn’t PP a non-profit org? (That’s what Wikipedia says - I really don’t know, I’m Canadian. We get free abortions at every dentist’s office and newsstand.)

Thank you for the best headline ever.

Tissues go under your bra strap, you little pisher.

As a fellow Canadian, I usually think of this place:

Right, ok, I’m cool with spiders but please tell me you live in Australia?

I usually name mine Ferdinand. I do not know why.

Poor widdle diddums doesn’t always get her own way, has to cope with real world, is cranky.

Wow! I had no idea she shares my mismatched boobs problem. Uneven sisters!

Could we do something like an AMA with a dermatologist? Please?