"Havlicek stole the bowl! Havlicek stole the bowl!"

Seriously guys, this is a pretty common occurrence. I mean, 'Former Bear Reveals Secrets' was the keynote speech at the Pray Yourself Straight conference I was at on Saturday.

The saddest day of my life was when Al Davis passed away….because I then realized that Jerry Jones would ascend to the crazy as fuck all, resident crypt keeper of the NFL

As a Yankee fan since the 80's (the dark age) Cowboys fans don't pray for Jerry Jones to die it does not work. Pray for a Howie Spira moment.

It's true. It's all true. Sigh

In college I had to start doing my weekend homework and studying at ungodly hours Monday mornings in the fall because I would get too "angry at the cowboys drunk" on Sunday's to be emotionally or mentally competent enough to even fathom trying to write anything in Russian. And fuck anyone that isn't from Texas or our…

Geez, even our fan emails are lame.

My friend feels sorry for Cowboys fans...and he's a Browns fan.

I am 44 years old and I have been a cowboys fan since 77... I loved this article. Great writing, all true.

Gotta respect the individuality.

i'll just leave this here...

I made the email list, but I thought of one other reason.

Because I am BARELY too young to remember any of their Super Bowls. The first Super Bowl I remember was the one AFTER they won. Which was won by the fucking Cowboys. Chrisitty Christ Christ Christ God hates me.

How the fuck did this article not mention George Marshall once?

When are these guys going to get it? They need a RUNNING quarterback like Tim Tebow. They need to drop this Colin Kippernick guy, they'll never win a Super Bowl with him.

Fans: [throw D batteries]

Heck, the news promo probably got higher ratings than the hockey game in Austin.