Keep in mind, wherever the Ryan brothers are is a party.

Presumably not his birth name.

Started working for a company in the fall of 20**. This was my first real job out of college after the “start-up” that hired me directly from school didn’t quite, well, start up. The holiday party that year was just about a month after I had started working, so I had coached myself to act like a reasonable, mature…

I was just out of college, living with friends and working at my first real job. I invited a girl friend to our large insurance company’s holiday party at a nice hotel. First, I badly cut myself while shaving, and I did not stop bleeding at any point during the evening. I was also extremely late picking up my friend,…