He’s a doctor. He didn’t choose to be a public figure, dude; he’s not Justin Bieber. He’s just a doctor who wanted to go home so he could treat his patients. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Why were the Raptors trying to score with 10 seconds left? They were down 15. Dribble it out. You’re going to lose anyway. But somehow losing by 17 is worse than losing by 15? How about not getting your ass beat in the first place?

Either you’re a university administrator here to troll, or you missed the shit out of your calling in life.

Yeah murdering someone is pretty inhumane, you’re right. The death penalty should be abolished immediately.

I know there’s a lot of people out there who think that this is okay, because whatever these people did to land on death row excuses however the state wishes to treat them, but fuck those assholes. This makes us barely any better than the countries we’ve invaded to topple people labeled as evil dictators.

Don’t parse that phrase to look for reasons to hate it. It was “fuck off” as interpreted by a man in a rocking chair doing some whittling. It’s a great saying.

Sorry, pox on both your houses doesn’t play here. Democrats are simply less evil than Republicans. It’s a fact.

Holy shit, is the Chicago broadcast always that homer-ific? Haven’t heard that many alternative facts since the last WH press conference. 

You feel entirely too strongly about the subject to be taken seriously.

Personally deadspin had made this win even sweeter. All the salt they’ve put out has been delicious. Especially knowing all the shit we’d have to eat if they had lost.

Man, you guys are obsessed with Brady

By cheating do you mean that time the team recorded video from a perfectly legal location and that time the laws of physics worked as they were supposed to?

Not from kicking dogs.

A union doesn’t exist as an entity separate from its members. If you don’t like what the union is doing, change what the union is doing. If your attempt at changing what the union is doing fails, that’s on you. You have to get people on your side. If you aren’t happy with the representation that the union you’re a…

Are you referring to the guy who had an 11-1 record and set an all-time record for TD/INT ratio? Yeah, he had a mediocre year.

I’m sure if Brady had to face the likes of the Lions and Bears, his passing stats would be much more depressed.

I don’t know that Brady’s political stance extends any further than Trump being a golf buddy, and being a bit of a dumdum about the rest of it.