The whole “we can’t crack you in the head, so we are only allowed to destroy your knee” is utter bullshit. This kind of argument makes me less sympathetic to the concussion problems in the NFL. Change the rules back and let them kill each other, first quickly and then slowly. Idiots.

Meanwhile, Case Keenum’s still walking around with a gray slushy in his skull, but nobody gives a fuck b/c there were blown calls in a game in which the favored and obviously better team won despite the most egregious of the bad calls going against it.

I await Lester Munson’s article:

Did the Patriots win the game last night?
There is no way the Patriots could have won the game last night. The Bills defense is powerful, and has rarely been challenged effectively.

Shoulda made him eat fifty eggs. Nobody can eat fifty eggs.

It actually does make sense for the jets to sweep the locker room in advance of the game, as they are clearly tired of the Patriots mopping the floor with them year after year.

That’s fine. So maybe they didn’t lock the door in his face. They just ran and hid and ignored him when he rang the bell because he was black. PERFECTLY FINE.

Thanks for clearing up what everyone already knew about these types of jewelry stores. The only piece of information you ended up providing is that this wasn’t your first comment.

True but your guests will be more pissed off that you don't have home cooked food.

He should have run “the old center eligible”

It isn’t shitty. The NFL is playing this one right. Players’ uniforms are not the place for personal expression. What if someone wants to wear “Black Lives Matter” on their eye black? Or “Impeach Obama?” Or “Jet fuel can’t melt steel” (do Super Bowl-losing coaches get to wear eye black)?

I like your thinking. In fact I think you should become the change you want in the world and become the arbiter of “going throught the motions poorly”.

but it would be damn hard to enjoy sports (and music and movies) if I required everyone involved to be good people.

I’m the last person in the world to believe in snake oil, but Tom Brady is what? 38? And he won a Super Bowl this year. And looks like the real deal this year.
Maybe Brady’s maniacal preparation would have given him this no matter who he trained with, but it’s hard to argue with results.

I’ll take it over whatever…

I think people are more focusing on the “Tom should be happy Greg wants to fuck his wife, it’s the ultimate sign of respect between manly men, as it shows Tom snagged a good little filly” aspect of his comments don’t you?

Bill Polian’s only contribution was lucking into Manning. And then he duly got fired, as he tanked without Manning. Tanking is worse than cheating, as essentially you’ve cheated your entire fanbase and 31 other teams by not competing. So he was never deserved this HOF, because by that logic every GM who won a SB…

oh please.

The whole thing is a farce I realize, but wtf kinda question is that?

This is the strangest trolling I’ve seen in a while. The combination of yelling, irrelevant old data, and misdirection through a perceived lack of exposure to the English language is a heady mixture.

> Did I catch the ball?

F yo chart. If I catch a foul ball, it’s mine. Not some random kid’s.