“Given the escalating tension in the discourse at the past several meetings, this Board made the difficult decision to invite the school resource officer”

I don’t know if my perspective as a white person is welcome but I can confirm that even in private when they think nobody else will ever hear, in 2020 nobody uses the n-word unless they really fucking hate black people and there’s no way she’s sorry for using it and she will probably use it again.

I have to say you’re wrong. Everything seems to enrage conservatives. They’re controlling almost all the levers of power right now in this country, and they’re all fucking miserable for it.

Just make sure that once the server does finally return to ask how everything’s tasting, you let them know you grabbed one from a nearby table so they can replace it.

Great so enjoy your cheap vodka.

I was thinking this, too. He’s just a rapper who became an actor and media personality. He was never a social activist, he was never presented himself as someone trying to change the world for the better, he’s just a successful entertainer and this author has turned him into something he never was so he could can…

This reminds me of LILEKS Institute of Official Cheer. Its Gallery of Regrettable Food is hilarious, the only way I know how to describe it is, “he takes old cookbooks from the 40s, 50s, and 60s and makes sarcastic comments about how horrid they are,” but I’m not doing it justice with that technical description. It’s…

Next time brush the crust with an egg wash and it will stand up to the melting ice cream much better.

Cheap vodka, overpriced vodka - once it becomes a Bloody Mary, Popov & (insert your choice of snob vodka here) become equals.

Vanilla is not “base” for ice cream. You’re thinking of what we called “Sweet Cream Ice Cream” at the ice cream store I used to work at. It’s basically just milk, cream, and sugar. There’s no vanilla flavor in it at all.

Like most hot takes, this isn’t a good one.

Black Raspberry is a New England ice cream staple.

As long as I have your attention when it is warranted, I couldn’t care less if there is something in your ear.

The barista was right, this person was wearing an earbud and not a hearing aid and wasn’t forced into a potentially embarrassing interaction.

Then you would love haggis.

Interestingly I don’t care for foie gras, and I can’t say why.

I only eat salmon two ways: salted and smoked on a bagel (lox), or as sushi.

Bluefish is “fishy” because it’s extremely oily and that oil turns rancid very quickly. I generally don’t like bluefish for this reason. But if you can get it SUPER fresh - I mean buying it directly from the guy who caught it, and cooking it as soon as you get home - it’s a very different experience.

I’m an American Jew, and I love haggis! It has a flavor like chopped liver, just with a grainier texture because of the oatmeal.

I’m shut out of the glamorous, adult-oriented events that demand I purchase tickets for an open bar that can offer me nothing but club soda, orange juice on the rocks, or little bitty cans of Diet Coke.