So what’s your point? Are you telling us that Trump’s drastic reduction in FDA food safety regulation and enforcement (well documented and reported, you can look it up the same way you googled your stupid list of famous food borne illness outbreaks) and enforcement is going to reduce our chances of getting sick in an…

Look, the headline is purely snark and grocery shopping frustration...

I believe her that her intentions were good but damn did she do almost everything wrong here. “Clean”? She might as well have said, “and we never use cats in our cooking!”

Great so you agree that it’s in lots of other common foods that are often eaten by the people who claim to be avoiding MSG but seem to think it’s something that’s only in Chinese food.

You can start by telling them they’re probably eating MSGs all the time. They’re in Doritos, for example (cleverly hidden under another name in the ingredient list).

Crybaby

It is less convenient to use milk, because you can’t use an electric kettle and you have to watch the saucepan to make sure it doesn’t boil over.

More toasted surface area = more crunch:

I’ve never really found much appealing or enjoyable about jarred salsas.

Nonsense.

For God’s sake is EVERY cop in this country such a goddamned thin-skinned CRYBABY? I’m sick and tired of hearing them whine and bitch and moan about how mean they think everybody is to them.

Meat pies are baked all together. You put the filling inside the still-raw dough, and bake it all up together. In a burrito, you’ve cooked your filling and you’ve made your tortilla. You’re just assembling them together. That’s why it doesn’t count. And yeah...it’s a wrap.

Well if you’re going to include those you have to start including Polish perogi, and probably even Italian ravioli.

A panzerotto is basically a mini-calzone, usually fried instead of baked

The ones at my local Jewish deli are the size of a softball.

Don’t forget the Eastern European Jewish knish!

I keep hearing that Americans don’t want to buy small cars. But that’s nonsense.

Ha that’s cute that you think Musso & Frank is famous for its service.

You could start by looking at it from the server’s perspective

Nobody can ever promise you that. It is not possible for a business owner to guarantee that an employee will never do that.