get out

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Can I have an invitation? Plz and thank you.

Definitely Not Miss Piggy

She’s the straight to video Lady Gaga. Diet Sia. Made for TV Fever Ray.

The answer to all your questions is: MAGIC. Brilliant, fantastic, octarine magic.

I am also into the glittery jumpsuit, but not the jacket. I’d wear it with a sensible blazer, like a professional.

Is that dress making anyone else want to watch Aahhh! Real Monsters?

I’m afrayed not.

Honestly, you seem insane and borderline illiterate. Everyone on this thread is trying to explain that to you.

Probably the only rub that was had.

If you go over to http://reddit.com/r/adultery/ (as well as other subreddits) there are many users who, if you believe them, had a fair amount of success on AM.

And I just won a free Xbox!

And you’re so attractive because you make $400 a day working from home!

Okay so this raises an interesting point I have long thought about regarding hetero vs. homo hookup sites. With gay hookup sites, which have some guys looking for dates but most looking to get off, you have a remarkable marketplace. It’s frustrating for many reasons, of course, but nonetheless there is a real give and…

Thank god there are still hot singles in my area that want to fuck me now.

Honestly, whenever I buy shirts from those sites, I dig around for info on manufacturer with fingers crossed that they ARE American Apparel shirts. Because the alternative is usually some cheap-ass scratchy garbage, or a cotton/poly pill factory, or one of those fucking Hanes Beefy Tees that’s like wearing an…

Then you should probably stay at your current job

Love yourself and like better people.