Kara, first of all, his quote was a stupid mille-feuille. Or maybe an idiot crepe cake. Or a jackass napoleon. Whatever, I want some dessert right about now.

But like, so do half my friends. Sooooo....

Someone had to say it, and I’m glad it was you.

He’s J-Hova, “God of the Rap Game”

Jay-Z.

Poor Nas, always the bridesmaid.

BAN WHITE PEOPLE

So basically, he victimized enough women to almost provide a decent sample size to do a proper study on the effects of rape.

But who needs this to be hardcore gangster beef tho? If Drake or Meek turned this into anything remotely like that we would be here lamenting the violence or calling them idiotic for taking a beef too far. Especially one that seems engineered/out of nowhere. Also, we live in the world of shade and dragging on social…

Meek is so lost right now. Drake came in with the calmest brush off. He didn’t even bother to sound angry, because Meek’s not at that level for Drake to even feign concern about him. He was the epitome of unbothered. Took lessons from Rihzus.

Noooooooooo. So embarrassing. And I can’t stop watching. I’m on this GIF carousel and I can’t get off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In the Shade Court the shade is represented by two separate, yet equally important groups. The media who report on the supposed shade and Kara Brown, who deliberates the offenses. These are their stories.

Katy. Your outfit. Just no.

BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE RIGHT ALL THE TIME

you’re ruining it.

“famous”

THIS IS THE JOKE YOU GUYS

The Kenyan sun beat down as B. Hussein Obama knelt. “Inshallah, I shall make you my wife and we will infiltrate America together,” he said.

I see what the problem is. You’ve confused Mr. Harden’s various strengths and deficiencies as a Basketball player with how he might treat his girlfriend within the confines of a relationship.

Khloe better be wary while she’s dating Harden. Dude will try to score over and over again but when you need him to defend you he’s nowhere to be seen: