YAS

This man was a feminist hero. He helped women the world over avoid becoming involved, married to and impregnated by certifiable douchbags by providing the tools necessary to recognize tools a dance floor away. Can we all please take a moment of silence for this charitable, upstanding and generous soul? He is a damn…

Everything about this was perfect except Finn not being Furiosa. Like...what?!

I only knew because I saw the original article first through the news stations Facebook. Its pretty ridiculous.

Her kid doesn’t go there yet.

“A parent said her son is about to attend Columbia Heights Elementary school.”

HER KID DOESNT EVEN GO TO SCHOOL THERE YET.

The best part is this parents kid isn’t even enrolled in this school yet. She was just stalking the teachers working there before her kid enrolls.

I see exactly where you’re coming from. I think it definitely starts with society’s vision of beauty. People of color didn’t have a beauty standard to achieve and made their own. White women have had the same and slight variations of the European ideal for a reeeeaaaally long time. Women of color always want to see…

Omg I have a Dave Navarro story I can’t even tell because its so specific people would know but it involved him texting my friend constantly and being generally crazy about taking care of her and loving her even though he was old enough to be her dad and she had a fiance. DO NOT EVER GIVE DAVE NAVARRO YOUR PHONE…

This is not my story, its my moms. My mom worked as a hotel manager and would frequently get celebrities at one of the fancier hotels she worked at. Aside from the normal protocols, they usually faxed in (lol the 90s) riders with a bunch of ridiculous requests. This particular celebrity was MC Hammer. He was on tour…

I don’t know how I missed this but please excuse me for stepping out of line and questioning your greatness. Also I’m super jealous.

Where were you last week. ;_;

For real. I’m high and I keep thinking I’m making this up as I’m reading this.

I live in Texas and my mom recognized the dangers of sex education in the state so she taught me herself. Starting at six. She thought if I could ask questions I should get correct answers. She did this early and often. She was so comfortable with it that I had no choice to listen. We could be having a nice drive to…

The stories I can’t escape are sadly not distorted and all have the same narrative. I am known for punching dudes who molest women in crowds at shows/concerts. In my defense, I always verify that the female in question is bothered by this person and I always ask for them to stop for her and then inevitably they are…

Are we all just going to ignore the part where he is the literal Republican nightmare definition of “Welfare Queen”?

I think there are so many varying degrees to this. And one of them is the presence of adults. My mom was such a helicopter mom that I was driven to school everyday. I would be “picked up” by my grandma and walk to her house from school which was only three blocks away. Very rarely was I traveling without a parent. So…

This pisses me off because I just discovered the new flavor of Marbled Cream Cheese and Brownie and I WILL NOT STOP EATING IT. I’ve had two pints a week for the last three weeks. Fuck your deadly virus! There’s a cornerstore by my apartment that legit has no fucks to give about human life. Its my supplier.

I don’t know if it was my email that tipped off the Fader case but I’m so glad you covered it. I got so mad when I saw it pop up on my Facebook feed. LIVID.