Is the announcer who thought that hit deserved “maybe a minor penalty” the same guy who thought the diving Devils player was hit in a nerve spot?

Well, as soon as China starts forcibly invading their neighbors, and seizing their internationally established, and recognized territory— then we’ll start to focus more on their activities.

A long time ago, that's when.

When you can draw the line? when you can say to the Chinese; this is it, take that sh!t out of the island or else? When you stop diplomatic relations and react violently? When they are attacking?

My favorite part is the Devils announcer beginning to explain how “there’s a nerve” in your calf that would make you jump three feet in the air a second after being slashed.

The prisoner’s dilemma does have a solution: Both players defect. That’s the Nash equilibrium in single or finite repeated play.

Police reportedly made an arrest, but wouldn’t name the man arrested. Whoever it is, he has to appear in court on May 10.

That’s amazing accuracy. I hope an MLB team signs that guy as a pitcher so he can drill batters in the dick.

I can tell you how they kept it covered for two decades; the same way every athlete factory shuts up talk of their players’ crimes: They tell the local press to shut up, the local press nods its head and says, ‘Yes, sir. Hope we do well in the postseason, sir.’

I can’t believe just how casually the dismissals are in each case. Like what kind of super-ostrich do you have to be to deny “You like big men, don’t you” is sexually threatening in a one-on-one situation?

I ... what is the relevance of the color of her skin or who she dated?

Agreed. Providing the refs with their own Arsenal could get out of hand.

I’ve printed and framed this comment, because it is the worst joke ever told.

“Jesus, thats pretty bad. Ten games”

Is arming the officials the right answer, though? Things could get really Messi.

Hey Nathan, while you’re here could you look over our financials? Things aren’t going so well..

Guessing his autopsy will answer a lot of these questions....

So I guess the coach reports this on the roster sheet tomorrow as Kane: Not able.

I hope MLS uses this as an opportunity to move toward an academy system.